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Gag Gifts For Women

Gag gift for thrice-married sister…?

It looks like my sister, who’s in her 50s, will get married for the third time. No engagement yet, but we’re “hearing wedding bells”. My other sister and I have never been married. So, I’m thinking of getting my sister, if she does get engaged the third time, a gag gift of a copy of Gone with the Wind–book and/or movie–or maybe a Scarlett O’Hara doll in a wedding dress, if I can afford that. Scarlett married three times while her sisters never did.

You watch way too many movies. Hehehe ; )

On a serious note, I love the Scarlett O’Hara gift. If she’s a good sport, she won’t take offense to it.

Very clever!

Good luck

Mud Pie 30 Hand Painted Wine Glass $15.37 Mud Pie 30th birthday wine glass features funny saying that reads;It Took Thirty Years To Look This Good, around base of glassware and on packaging. Decorative gift box with whimsical accents. Wine goblet holds 16-ounce. Makes a fun 30th birthday personalized gift idea….

Mud Pie 40 Hand Painted Wine Glass $14.45 40 wine glass with glitter crown reads; Forty, better than two twenty year-old, around base and on packaging. Decorative gift box with whimsical accents. Wine goblet holds 16-ounce. Makes a fun 40th birthday personalized gift idea that will surely be used and remembered….

Mrs. Santa Claus Sassy Christmas Apron with Faux Fur and Strategic Padding $36.98 Busting with holiday spirit! Velour apron with strategic padding and faux fur trim adds spice to your eggnog! Fabulous on HER, festively funny on HIM! With ties at neck and waist. Measures 24″ long from cleavage to hem. 100% polyester; imported….

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Columbia River Knife and Tool’s M16-03Z Zytel Razor Edge Spear Point Blade Knife $30.23 3.56 in. combined razor sharp and dagger style triple point serrated cutting edge AUS6M high carbon stainless steel blade. Textured Zytel handle. Closed length of 4.63 in. Has a weight of 3.7 ozs.ATTRIBUTES Blade Detail: Plain Edge Blade Length (inches): 3.50 Blade Material: AUS-4 Carry System: Pocket Clip Removable  Handle Material: Zytel Loc…

Wallmonkeys Peel and Stick Wall Decals – Silence Shh – Removable Graphic WallMonkeys wall graphics are printed on the highest quality re-positionable, self-adhesive fabric paper. Each order is printed in-house and on-demand. WallMonkeys uses premium materials & state-of-the-art production technologies. Our white fabric material is superior to vinyl decals. You can literally see and feel the difference. Our wall graphics apply in minutes and won’t damage your paint or l…

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Gag Gifts Nyc

Buy a Rubber Mouse in NYC?

Where in NYC can I find a gag gift store where I can buy a fake rubber mouse to pull a prank on some one.

Try any of the dollar stores.

BRAIN MOLD $4.89 Mold Young Minds In your bilious-green zombie-brain mold. The plastic mold measures 9″ x 7-3/8″ x 3″ deep and comes with (2) recipes on the box: (1) for your natural, nauseating-gray-but-yummy brain gelatin mold, and (1) for a festive bright green version infested with worms. (Gummy worms not included.) Don’t like gelatin desserts? Switch to plaster of Paris and make a smart-looking paperweight….

4.5 Rotating Red Flashing Beacon Party Lamp DJ Strobe Light $2.99 CAUTION: Halloween fun ahead! Perfect for all your crime fighting needs, or just for good times at home or at events! These 4.5″ red police beacons are great – and are sure to be an arresting development! No plugging in required, so you can put them anywhere – Please note that 3 AA batteries are required….

The Mentalist: The Complete First Season $20.00 Studio: Warner Home Video Release Date: 09/22/2009 Run time: 1012 minutes Rating: Nr…

50th Birthday Gift Basket Box – Nostalgic Candy: 1961 $34.95 1961 Birthday box contains 40 kinds of retro nostalgic candy: Includes : Atomic Fireball, Bag-O-Gold Bubble Gum, BB Bat, Bit-O-Honey, Saf-T-Pop, Candy Buttons, Candy Cigarettes, Candy Lipstick, Candy Necklace, Charleston Chew, Chick-O-Stick, Chiclets, Chuckles, Coconut Long Boy, Dots, Bonomos Turkish Taffy, Dubble Bubble Gum, Fun Dip, Giant Taffy, Jr. Gobstoppers, Good & Plenty, Jujubes, Lemonhea…

Neocube 216pc Magnet Puzzle (Keep Away from Children – Age 14+) $28.95 The NeoCube is an entertainment device like no other in the world. The NeoCube is composed of 216 individual high-energy rare-earth magnets. This allows you to create and recreate an outrageous number of shapes and patterns. The NeoCube Is literally a puzzle with billions of solutions. Your NeoCube will provide you with hours and hours of unequaled entertainment!…

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Gag Gifts For Men

I am looking for ideas to put in a 50 year old mans gag gift basket? ?

My list right now is blue m@m’s for viagra, geritol,
Fixadent, Beard and hair color, Diapers, and hemroid cream. What else do I need? Help please!

Ask the doctors office if they have a viagra pen they could give you

Go to the “naughty store” and get over the hill gifts there.

lighted magnifier (dollar store)

support hose (men wear them too)

Cane

aarp magazine(aarp starts at 50 now you know!)

senior discount card (some restaurants sell them)

Fanny Bank Funny Farting Coin Drop Bank $8.95 Just drop a coin through the strategically located slot and listen as the bank lets out a big, juicy one. Makes saving more fun no matter what your age. Access your hard-earned cash from the bottom of the bank. Bank measures 5.5″W x 6″H x 5.25″D. Uses 3 “AA” batteries, not included….

The Butt Station Desk Accessory Holder The perfect gift for a fellow co-worker or just someone who seems to spend all day sitting on their butt. The Butt Station is one of the funniest desk accessories we have seen in awhile….

Dead Fred Pen Holder $5.00 Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart… and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips -…

SneakyBooks Recycled Hollow Book Hidden Flask Diversion Safe (Flask Included) $25.00 This is an actual book (comes in assorted titles) was converted to hide a 6 oz flask, which is also included with the hollow book flask safe. The outside and inside dimensions of the book are variable. Please contact us directly if exact dimensions are needed. It is Greenfire’s philosophy to create eco-friendly products that serve more than just one purpose; this product is an example of that. Tha…

Columbia River Knife and Tool’s M16-03Z Zytel Razor Edge Spear Point Blade Knife $30.23 3.56 in. combined razor sharp and dagger style triple point serrated cutting edge AUS6M high carbon stainless steel blade. Textured Zytel handle. Closed length of 4.63 in. Has a weight of 3.7 ozs.ATTRIBUTES Blade Detail: Plain Edge Blade Length (inches): 3.50 Blade Material: AUS-4 Carry System: Pocket Clip Removable  Handle Material: Zytel Loc…

Wallmonkeys Peel and Stick Wall Decals – Silence Shh – Removable Graphic WallMonkeys wall graphics are printed on the highest quality re-positionable, self-adhesive fabric paper. Each order is printed in-house and on-demand. WallMonkeys uses premium materials & state-of-the-art production technologies. Our white fabric material is superior to vinyl decals. You can literally see and feel the difference. Our wall graphics apply in minutes and won’t damage your paint or l…

Gag Gifts For 50th Birthday

Where on line can I find a fake copy of a application for enrollment into a nursing home for a gag gift.?

I need this to give to my husband for his 50th birthday party. It does not have to look that real,but close enough.

I have no idea but the best bet since I work in an Assisted Living Facility, and we don’t carry applications, they are called service plans, is just to go to a local nursing home and pick up a brocher! Try finding something like service plans on google!

Laid Back Old Whiney Sippie Wine Glass $9.90 The Old Whiney Sippie Glass is an 8-ounce acrylic wine glass with a special sippy lid. It comes packaged in an acrylic box with a humorous gift tag attached. Makes a great gift for aging wine drinkers!…

Laid Back Old Whiney Cork Screw, 50 and Still Screwin $5.99 * Perfect 50th Birthday Gag Gift * Metal corkscrew with hand-painted resin handle * Packaged in nice acrylic box * Corkscrew Measures 3 3/4 x 1 1/4 x 5 1/2 * Fun Bar Ware, Bar Accessories, & Kitchen Accessory…

Laid Back Ale-ing Old Fart Sippie Beer Stein $7.98 Makes a great Over-the-Hill gift! Top of sippie cup says “SIPPIE STEIN”. Back of cup says “Over-the-Hill Brewing Co. Where Old Farts Are A Brewin’!”. Made of Acrylic. Measures 4 1/2″ x 3″ x 7″…

Drew’s Famous: Over The Hill Party Songs $4.95 Includes: Those Were the Days, Old Time Rock and Roll, Stayin Alive, Do You Love Me, Born To Be Alive, Aquarius/Let the Sunshine IN, Crocodile Rock, Get Down Tonight, Plus many more!…

GIFTWRAP: Dog Years  $2.45 2 Sheets 20″ x 30″ Total 8.3 Square Feet Gift Wrap Says “You’d Be Dead In Dog Years! Happy Birthday!” Paper is Black features a dead dog laying upside down Great for 30, 40 & 50 th birthdays…

Hot Flash Fan (1 ct) 1 per package….

Gag Gifts

What are some really good, NOT funny, cheap or gag white elephant gifts for an office christmas party?

My office is having a Christmas party next week and we are doing the white elephant gift exchange and I can’t think of anything to get. The limit is $20. Oh and also keep in mind that I work in an office full of women (ages 18-50) and there is only ONE male, the boss who is 30.

“White Elephant” with a spending limit? You aren’t supposed to spend anything on a white elephant gift. I think your office is confused on the term.

Pick a nicer item from your home that you don’t want anymore and probably would have eventually sold at a garage sale or given to charity, like a candle, vase, nick knack, etc.

NIP Cow Seeds, Start Your Own Herd, Gag Gift f/ Farmers $1.00

10″ Ms. Wonderful Woman Talking Plush gag Gift! $39.99

Personalised Caricature Gag Gift – 18th 21st 30th 40th 50th 60th 70th Birthday $74.22

Original WHOOPIE CUSHION Prank Joke Trick Gag Gift $1.19

NEW Gong Alarm Clock Loud Sound Toy Gift Novelty Gag $12.99

Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug $10.88 Never a cruddy morning with the Toilet Mug! Now dogs aren’t the only ones that can drink from a toilet! This ceramic Mug offers a laugh and up to 12 ozs. of java. Actually comfortable to hold, approx. 6 1/4 x 4 3/4 x 5 1/2″h. Weighs 18 ozs. Note: hand wash only, not dishwasher safe (just, like a real toilet!) Get it now! Toilet Mug…

Big Mouth Toys Grenade Mug – Take a Number $8.83 Start the day with a statement! Warn others to keep their distance with a Grenade mug. Ceramic; holds up to 12 ounces….

Big Mouth Toys The Gun Mug $7.99 Gun Mug 12 oz Coffee Mug Sick of dealing with stupid people all day? Don’t you just wish you had a gun sometimes? Well, now add realism to the fantasy with the Gun Mug! Holds up to 12 oz of coffee or tea. Includes: 1 x Gun Mug 12 oz Coffee Mug…

Drew’s Famous: Over The Hill Party Songs $4.95 Includes: Those Were the Days, Old Time Rock and Roll, Stayin Alive, Do You Love Me, Born To Be Alive, Aquarius/Let the Sunshine IN, Crocodile Rock, Get Down Tonight, Plus many more!…

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Streamlight Nano Light Miniature Keychain LED Flashlight Truly tiny, the Nanolight is a weatherproof, personal flashlight featuring a 100,000 hour life LED. Includes a non-rotating snap hook for easy one handed operation when attached to a keychain….